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Cambodian Woman Cuts Off Thai Husband’s Penis, Hides It From Paramedics

A jealous Cambodian woman was arrested after she cut off her husband’s penis with a kitchen knife on Monday when she suspected that he was cheating on her.

The wife, identified as 24-year-old Karuna, seduced her 40-year-old husband Siripan Sanusun and aroused him by using her hand before cutting his penis clean, according to Workpoint and translated by Coconuts Bangkok.

Korea’s ‘Penis Park’ Gets Love From Tourists at the Olympics

While some people go to South Korea to watch the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, others come to nearby port of Sinnam to check out the world-famous “Penis Park,” according to Reuters.

Haesindang Park, located on a hill in Samcheok, is an hour drive from Pyeongchang where the Winter Olympics are being heldand has become known for its phallic statues and monuments.

There you’ll find benches and chairs that are shaped like penises.

There are also benches that have penises sticking out of them. I’ll let your imagination do its thing.

According to local legend, a nearby village was hit by a curse that greatly affected the abundance of fish in the area.

In one version, a young woman drowns after being caught in a storm while picking out seaweed, causing the fish in the area to suddenly vanish. To get back their source of food, the villagers decided to erect phallic monuments to appease the young maid’s spirit.

In the other version of the story, villagers accidentally discover a correlation of the lack of fish in the water and the need for phallic monuments when one of the locals urinated in the sea.

It is said that sculptures of penises were put in the area to help satiate the dead woman’s inability to consummate her marriage, National Geographic Travel reported.

There are so many weird things that you wouldn’t normally see at a park, like this phallus canon with phallus mortar shells.

Here’s a penis with a face on it.

honestly don’t even know what this is.

Or this one.

Fat-Shaming ‘Motivational Speaker’ Makes Asian Dick Joke To Hide Insecurity

“Motivational speaker” John Burk effectively grew his audience last year by pulling a Nicole Arbour, his viral fat-shaming Facebook video describing overweight people as “utterly repulsive and disgusting” under the guise of motivating them to “exercise.”

This week, the controversial United States Army vet caught the attention of netizens outside his usual audience by making a not-so-subtle jab at Asian men.

Penis Whitening is Now a Trend in Thailand

You don’t have to go far to whiten your penis, but a clinic in Bangkok, Thailand has gone viral for offering patients a cosmetic procedure to change the skin pigmentation on their private areas.

The Lelux Hospital is already popular among people who want skin whitening in other parts of the body, but the new service, which works through laser treatment, is already getting three to four clients per day.

Why White Supremacists Are So Obsessed With ‘Small’ Asian Penises

You want to  hear a funny joke?

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are up against each other in court, headed for divorce. The judge looks over all the paperwork, fumbles with his spectacles, and, after what feels like forever, exhales deeply. He takes his glasses off and puts the paperwork down, eyeing Mickey directly. “Let me get this straight, uh…Mickey…according to what I’ve just read, it appears you’re asking to divorce Minnie on the grounds that she’s…extremely silly?” Mickey, gripping the desk with controlled rage, shouted unexpectedly at the judge, “No, your honor, she’s not extremely silly, she’s fucking Goofy!”