A man in southern China woke up from a hangover to a living nightmare as he realized that his penis had been cut off.
The man, surnamed Tan, reportedly lost consciousness after a night of heavy drinking in Huaihua, Hunan province on May 7.
A grieving Indonesian husband was forced to show his penis to authorities to prove that it did not cause the death of his wife.
According to Detik Today, the man named Barsah was brought to the police station for questioning following the death of his wife Jumantri.
A 47-year-old woman in western India severed her alleged stalker’s penis before rushing him to the hospital to save his life.
The incident occurred at a deserted spot in Mumbai on Tuesday.
A new building in Guangxi, China caused massive debate and garnered much mockery online for its apparent resemblance to male genitalia.
The phallic architecture is called the Guangxi New Media Center, which finished in August after nearly two years of construction, according to Nanning Daily via Shanghaiist.
A Chinese man was separated from his penis after his paranoid wife decided to chop it off with a pair of scissors.
The husband, identified only by his surname Li, did not see the attack coming from his beloved spouse, KNews reports via Shanghaiist.
A jealous Cambodian woman was arrested after she cut off her husband’s penis with a kitchen knife on Monday when she suspected that he was cheating on her.
The wife, identified as 24-year-old Karuna, seduced her 40-year-old husband Siripan Sanusun and aroused him by using her hand before cutting his penis clean, according to Workpoint and translated by Coconuts Bangkok.
A 1-year-old boy in central China accidentally tore his foreskin after getting his penis trapped between the gaps of an escalator.
The terrifying incident occurred on the evening of May 24 inside a shopping mall in Wuhan, Hubei Province.
While some people go to South Korea to watch the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, others come to nearby port of Sinnam to check out the world-famous “Penis Park,” according to Reuters.
Haesindang Park, located on a hill in Samcheok, is an hour drive from Pyeongchang where the Winter Olympics are being held, and has become known for its phallic statues and monuments.
There you’ll find benches and chairs that are shaped like penises.
There are also benches that have penises sticking out of them. I’ll let your imagination do its thing.
According to local legend, a nearby village was hit by a curse that greatly affected the abundance of fish in the area.
In one version, a young woman drowns after being caught in a storm while picking out seaweed, causing the fish in the area to suddenly vanish. To get back their source of food, the villagers decided to erect phallic monuments to appease the young maid’s spirit.
In the other version of the story, villagers accidentally discover a correlation of the lack of fish in the water and the need for phallic monuments when one of the locals urinated in the sea.
It is said that sculptures of penises were put in the area to help satiate the dead woman’s inability to consummate her marriage, National Geographic Travel reported.
There are so many weird things that you wouldn’t normally see at a park, like this phallus canon with phallus mortar shells.
Here’s a penis with a face on it.
I honestly don’t even know what this is.
Or this one.
“Motivational speaker” John Burk effectively grew his audience last year by pulling a Nicole Arbour, his viral fat-shaming Facebook video describing overweight people as “utterly repulsive and disgusting” under the guise of motivating them to “exercise.”
This week, the controversial United States Army vet caught the attention of netizens outside his usual audience by making a not-so-subtle jab at Asian men.
You don’t have to go far to whiten your penis, but a clinic in Bangkok, Thailand has gone viral for offering patients a cosmetic procedure to change the skin pigmentation on their private areas.
The Lelux Hospital is already popular among people who want skin whitening in other parts of the body, but the new service, which works through laser treatment, is already getting three to four clients per day.
A sausage-stuffed, cheese-filled, penis-shaped waffle is selling like crazy in Thailand.
Business has so far been good for Ketnita Prasertsomboon of Pho Hai Ma (I Got It From My Dad), who has been selling the controversial treat at her Indy Market stall in western Bangkok, Khao Sod reports.
You want to hear a funny joke?
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are up against each other in court, headed for divorce. The judge looks over all the paperwork, fumbles with his spectacles, and, after what feels like forever, exhales deeply. He takes his glasses off and puts the paperwork down, eyeing Mickey directly. “Let me get this straight, uh…Mickey…according to what I’ve just read, it appears you’re asking to divorce Minnie on the grounds that she’s…extremely silly?” Mickey, gripping the desk with controlled rage, shouted unexpectedly at the judge, “No, your honor, she’s not extremely silly, she’s fucking Goofy!”