Riley Schatzle
268 articles
Facebook Plans to Develop a ‘Teleporter’ by 2025
Mike Schroepfer, Facebook’s chief technical officer, announced on Tuesday that Facebook wants to create a fully functioning teleporter by the year 2025. Schroepfer told an audience during a press…
Drunk Man Who Assaulted an Uber Driver Just Lost His Marketing Job at Taco Bell
The drunk passenger who brutally assaulted Uber driver Edward Caban on Oct. 30 has been identified as Benjamin Golden, a senior marketing manager at Taco Bell, according to CBS news. Taco Bell…
This Service Will Preserve Your Tattoos Forever — Even After You Die
Many people believe in preserving art because it tells important stories that should be passed down to younger generations for years to come. Tattoos, however, are only now being considered an art…
This Guy Just Won Halloween With An Epic Aladdin Costume and Real Magic Carpet
YouTubers Casey Neistat and Jesse Wellens from BFvsGF co-released a video today that portrayed Halloween at its finest. They stepped up their game this year and not only nailed the costume for…
This 21-Year-Old Swedish Bartender is Proof that Jack Dawson Survived the Titanic
A younger version of Leonardo DiCaprio in Linköping, Sweden has surfaced to set the internet on fire. Discovered by Swedish website Nyheter24.se, Konrad Annerud is a nightclub bartender who seriously…
A Middle School Teacher Almost Got Fired From Her Job Because of Her Instagram Photos
A middle school teacher in North Sanpete, Utah, was given an ultimatum after the school district found out that her alias Instagram account featured pictures of her modeling for bodybuilding…
New Chinese Law Will Throw Cheating Students in Prison For Up to 7 Years
The People’s Republic of China is cracking down on students who are cheating by imposing a new law that will require cheaters to serve a prison sentence that can last up to seven years. The new law…
How an 87-Year-Old Grandmother Makes Thousands in Endorsements on Instagram
The 87-year-old Helen Van Winkle, better known as Baddie Winkle, is quickly becoming a household name with her provocative and controversial posts. Her Instagram title states: “Stealing your man…
Mark Zuckerberg Did Something Extremely Ballsy in a Room Full of Chinese College Students
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Monkeys With Smaller Testicles Scream Louder to Compensate, Study Finds
A new study finds that Howler monkeys scream louder when they have smaller testicles. The study published yesterday in the journal Current Biology said that howler monkeys with deep roars — used to…
Man Publicly Proposes to Woman From a Boat, Get’s Rejected in the Worst Way Possible
A man in Hubei, China, recently arrived at a hospital driving a SUV that was tugging a boat decorated in pink and red flowers. After he stopped outside of the hospital, he got out and jumped up into…
Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan to Open a Private School For Underprivileged Kids
To help educate the overwhelming number of disadvantaged students in East Palo Alto and Menlo Park, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan are opening a private school for…
Meet the 19-Year-Old Daughter of the Richest Man in the World
Jennifer Katherine Gates is the 19-year-old daughter of billionaire parents Bill and Melinda Gates, but while she is surrounded by substantial wealth, her life is surprisingly normal.
Man Drops His Phone in a Squat Toilet, Proceeds to Have a Shitty Day
There are not many things worse than dropping your phone into a toilet, except for maybe reaching down the toilet only to find out that the sewage pipe wants to swallow your arm as well. A man…
25 of The Best Jobs You Can Work For a Happy Life
On Tuesday, job recruiting website Glassdoor released their 2015 list of 25 Best Jobs for Work-Life Balance. The jobs were rated on a 1 to 5 scale — 1 being very dissatisfied and 5 being very…
Taiwanese Woman Allegedly Gave Birth on U.S.-Bound Flight To Get Citizenship For Her Baby
A former flight attendant for China Airlines has come forward with new details about the Taiwanese woman who gave birth on a plane en route to Los Angeles from Taipei. The ex-attendant, Lucienne…
The World’s First ‘Unstealable Bike’ is Finally Here and Completely Sold Out
Three Chilean creatives who initiated an “unstealable” bike project on Indiegogo in March that raised a total of $80,078, which was 29% more funding than their initial target, are now ready to ship…
She Looks Like a Typical Japanese Schoolgirl, But One Thing Makes Her Very Special
A Japanese schoolgirl is sweeping the internet with her superficial looks, except this girl is actually not a girl at all but an animated creation. Saya is a 3D creation constructed by…
Here’s What Happens When you Mix Corporate Logos With Classical Paintings
Eisen Bernardo, a Filipino graphic artist, put together 10 images that combine modern-day logos with classical paintings. Bernardo works as a multimedia producer and writer at the communication and…
Wolfman Terrifies Unsuspecting Students in Intense Scare Prank
Halloween is right around the corner so masked villains shouldn’t be an unusual sight. Youtuber HoomanTV decided to unleash his Midnight Howler and filmed horrified students at a college campus as…
What the Color of Luxury Cars Say About the Rich People That Drive Them
While many people are under the assumption that exotic luxury cars are usually brightly colored with hues like red, yellow or orange, the truth is that the majority of luxury cars are either silver,…
Here’s What Happens When You Photoshop Men Out of Important World Events
A newly released video clip exposes the lack of women in high profile positions through the use of Photoshop. Elle UK edited out all the men in several pictures of government, media and entertainment…
How Two Chinese Immigrants Made $1 Million off Apple Stock
A Queens couple has been investing in Apple stock since the late 1990s and now they own over $1 million in Apple shares. Ning Wang is the editor-in-chief of Sing Tao Newspapers, a Chinese newspaper…
How a Jar of Peanut Butter Can Cure Your Hangovers
A few years ago three friends were discussing the idea of a possible cure for the dreaded hangover when they came up with the idea for a product called Steem, a caffeinated peanut butter. Andrew…
Here’s How Hard 2Pac Worked Just Before His Death
Rapper Tupac Shakur is one of the most significant musical figures to have ever lived, and it’s largely due to his undeniable work ethic. Shakur was known for his passion and his roots, but above all…
This Fake Plastic Surgery Photo Ruined a Model’s Life, Now She’s Suing for $155,000
Successful Taiwanese actress and model Heidi Yeh is suing a talent agency and cosmetic clinic over an advertising picture she says ruined her career. The widely circulated advertisement for cosmetic…
This New 16-Lens Camera Just Changed Photography Forever
A new camera is reinventing high definition photography because of its use of 16 different lenses in a single body. The L16 is the first-ever multi-aperture computational camera and was built using…
Rice is Not the Best Solution If You Drop Your Phone in Water
A new company called TekDry is using a state-of-the-art vacuum machine that sucks the water out of damaged phones within 30 minutes. Although bags of rice are known to absorb unwanted water out of…
Columbia Student Opens Up Restaurant in Dorm Room that Becomes Big hit
An economics student at Columbia University is running a restaurant out of his dorm room that has become so popular it’s booked from now until Christmas. Jonah Reider, 21, has been interested in food…
Angry Mob Tries to Strip Air France Execs Naked Because They Plan to Layoff 2,900 People
Yesterday, Air France executives were brutally mauled outside of Charles De Gaulle Airport after finishing a meeting that finalized a reconstruction plan that will result in 2,900 layoffs…
Pranksters Show What Happens When You Don’t Tip the Pizza Boy
Not everyone believes in tipping, especially when it comes to the pizza delivery guy, so Canadian Youtube prankster group NELK created a video showing what pizza drivers really want to do, but can’t,…
These UberX Passengers Were Expecting a Lame Car But Were Shocked at What Arrived Instead
Uber drivers are not necessarily known for their exotic whips, but a car publication in Malaysia registered a 2013 McLaren MP4-12C as a Perodua Myvi, a small Malaysian-made hatchback, and picked up…
People Are Still Calling The Police Everytime Facebook Goes Down
Facebook went out of commision for several minutes earlier this week, causing frantic chaos among many Facebook users. Several people did not know what was going on, so their first instinct,…
Meet Beast, The ‘Billionaire Dog’ of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan own an adorable dog named Beast who has over 2 million followers on his Facebook fanpage. Beast is a Puli from the foothills of Grants Pass,…
This Man Bought Google.com For Just $12 and Then Owned It For an Entire Minute
An ex-employee at Google bought sole ownership of the domain name “Google.com,” but was relieved of his hosting powers after only one minute. Sanmay Ved worked for Google for five and a half years…
Insane Rich Woman Pelts Jeweler With Stacks of Cash to Prove She’s Rich
A video recently spreading across the internet shows a “tuhao class” woman throwing stacks of cash at a jeweler who, allegedly, claimed the woman didn’t have any money, according to Shanghaiist. The…