Why ‘Ghost in the Shell’ is an Amazing Film and Bitter Asians Should Stop Crying

However, being the open-minded person I am, I decided to give the Hollywood the benefit of the doubt and saw the movie myself on opening day yesterday. Long story short: it was honestly probably the best Asian film this year.

Now, I know what you’re going to say, but please bear with me. “Ghost in the Shell” is the absolute gold standard for how movies should be made and here’s why.

Spoilers ahead!

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Just Kidding! April Fools! The movie was absolutely f*cking terrible and if you think otherwise, you need to get your head out of your ass. Here are a number of articles that explain why:

Check out our April Fools joke from last year: Chinese Tycoon Buys Out NextShark — All Employees Become Rich Kids of Instagram (April Fools!)