Bloxers is a new undergarment company that has developed the perfect solution to men’s random erection problems.
The fact is that boners sometimes just happen, and they can happen in the most random and unfortunate places: office meetings, baseball games, the gym, Macy’s — the list goes on and on. While very few men are trying to get rid of their problem (shout out to Caitlyn Jenner), the solution for this issue should be to mask it.
Thanks to Bloxers, the ultimate boner-blocking boxers have finally been created. These undergarments are the ultimate cotton-fitting, butt-hugging boner-savers men have wished for but that have never been actualized.
Created with hypoallergenic stretch fabric sewn into the inseam, Bloxers deceptively divert hard-ons with ease. The nylon elastane used to create the “Deflector Shield” is supposed to be ultra-soft and extremely breathable.
Bloxers is currently raising funds on crowdfunding site Indiegogo.
