Will Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte’s Alleged ‘Big Dick’ Solve the Country’s Woes?

Will Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte’s Alleged ‘Big Dick’ Solve the Country’s Woes?
Ryan General
By Ryan General
April 12, 2019
In case anyone is wondering, the president of the Republic of the Philippines claims to have an enormous penis, one that, in his own words, “points all the way up.”
Philippine president Rodrigo Duterte made the pronouncement last week during a campaign rally for his favored senatorial candidates. 
He told an easily impressed crowd that his dick is so magnificently huge that when he walked bare-naked during his trips to the YMCA as a student, he would draw admiration from onlookers.
Duterte thanks his father for gifting him long dick genes because, for him, a man’s good looks mean nothing if he has a small penis.
While this all sounds great that we have a “macho man” for a leader, it would be more awesome if his genitalia could actually improve the lives of the Filipino people.
The populist leader with the enormous member is now nearing his third year in power and he has yet to deliver many of his campaign promises.
It really must be his big dick, or the way he proclaims it, that has got many Filipinos enamored with him since his campaign period back in 2016.
Because, what else is there really to admire from a man who faked living a poor man’s life to get the popular vote? How is someone who admitted to committing murder, molesting their maid, openly instructing followers to kill bishops, imprisons critics, expressing the willingness to rape a female victim, and authorizing soldiers to do the same, get the respect and admiration from a supposedly educated population
Unfortunately for those who are not actually fans of such braggadocio, they will still be forced to watch the president’s fans enjoy their ride for three years more.
Featured image via Presidential Communications
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