Some things, like success or retirement, make you want to grow up quickly so you can really enjoy the golden years of your life. This is not one of them.
Someecards created the following food pyramids for each stage of adulthood. Some may call them honest, others will strive to avoid such fates.
Did you live off a diet of Adderall, vegetables and more Adderall as a young adult? Did office hunger reduce you to stealing other people’s food in your 30s? Will your 40s be remembered as the Lipitor years?
Who’s ready to get old already?