One Flight Attendant Confesses to the Dirtiest Things That Happen on a Plane
By Ryan General
December 19, 2015
A surprising, yet interesting look into what happens in between take-offs and landings was recently disclosed by a flight attendant, identified only as Mary, in YouTuber Riyadh Khalaf’s latest video.
To protect her anonymity, ‘Mary’ faced backward from the camera while she discussed in a five-minute video the secrets of her job with Riyadh.
Throughout the video, she refers to some passengers as “dirty bastards“ and “vile creatures”. She also freely discussed what annoys her, her naughty secrets and others.
When asked what was the most disgusting thing Mary has ever experienced on the job, she replies:
“Please don’t put your baby on a row of three seats, whip off its shitty nappy and when we come round with the bin, try and hand it to us. Sorry, like, are you okay?”
What’s the weirdest thing left on a plane? Mary says:
“Do not leave bio-hazard waste in the seat pocket. I literally went to do a security check and went to take out rubbish and there was something squidgy.
“My finger was wet [and] a f*cking dirty bastard had left a used condom.”
“My finger was wet [and] a f*cking dirty bastard had left a used condom.”
When asked if she’s ever had sex with a pilot? Mary said:
“Yes. I have had sex with a pilot. Have you seen a pilot’s Tinder profile? Oh my god. Cockpit selfie. Literally drop your knickers now please.
“And they’re married, they have kids, like you know – it’s so bold.”
“And they’re married, they have kids, like you know – it’s so bold.”
Mary then shared the best way to have sex on the plane:
“If you’re lucky enough to be on a flight to New York or Orlando, they’re bigger planes. There are more toilets, there are more little access routes — you know, you can be sneaky. There are a few toilets that are joined together by latches. So if you find the switch to unlock the latch and you know, join the two toilets together…”
Mary also reveals that she once served dropped food on the floor to rude customers.
Riyadh then asked an interesting question:
Riyadh then asked an interesting question:
“When you’re on an airplane and you come across a passenger that you f*cking hate, or a passenger that you absolutely love and you want to have fun with in the bathroom, is there any sort of secret language you use with other flight attendants, sign language or something?”
Mary replied:
“There is this amazing system that we have and you can send individual messages to every seat.
“There was once a hot guy in my section so I just said, I’m going to go for this – I’m going to grab it by its horns.
“Went up and sent to his screen ‘Hey handsome, I’m the blond that just served you your white wine, see you later.’ And then in the baggage hall we met up and hooked up later.”
“There was once a hot guy in my section so I just said, I’m going to go for this – I’m going to grab it by its horns.
“Went up and sent to his screen ‘Hey handsome, I’m the blond that just served you your white wine, see you later.’ And then in the baggage hall we met up and hooked up later.”
When asked about people with their shoes off on board and poking, she said:
“What the f*ck is wrong with you? That is where I work, where you work in a f*cking office, do you go around with your hairy, unpedicured feet and put them on the person in front of you? Vile creatures.
“And don’t poke me. Do not poke me. There is where I want to punch you.”
“And don’t poke me. Do not poke me. There is where I want to punch you.”
Check out the video above for more interesting insights according to one cheeky flight attendant.
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