Weird Site Claims to Create 3D Rendering of Mark Zuckerberg’s Penis

Out there on the internet is a website called the Penis Analyzer, and it will render a 3D shape of Mark Zuckerberg’s Penis.

The Penis Analyzer can take any name and know the shape of their penis. Through science. The site says  Here’s what you get when you analyze “Mark Zuckerberg”:

153 mm is technically above average at 6.02362 inches.

Of course, Mark Zuckerberg’s full name is Mark Elliot Zuckerberg, but searching for any variation of that name leads to less endowed results.

You can search up to four penises at a time — we included fellow tech billionaires Sergey Brin, Larry Page and Elon Musk.

Obviously the website uses the letters in names to generate random yet detailed measurements of penises. And it’s not just dicks — there are also renderings for vaginas and anuses.

One might ask how we found this site. Just don’t ask. Some questions are not meant to be answered. 

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