Man Gets High on Sleeping Pills, Accidentally Buys a Yak Online

April 25, 2016

Apparently for one man, sleeping pills and online shopping is a disastrous, furry and expensive mix.

An anonymous man reportedly took sleeping pills and unknowingly purchased a Golden Tibetan Yak Cow on the internet for over $3,000. His story was shared by a friend on Reddit.

The user posted a receipt for the transaction from the website Yaks N Things at around 2 a.m. without an explaination for why his friend was on Yaks N Things or what kind of sleeping pills he took

The man’s friend eventually gave a much needed update on their friend’s yak situation:

“I have an update on the Yak.

He managed to stop the payment at the credit card company. He also posted this on facebook:

Oh I’m sure you would’ve all liked for me to just let them deliver it, but a) My apartment complex would boot my ass onto the street. The only thing worse than being homeless is being a homeless yak owner. b) My beagle Lucy would lose her mother f***ing mind. c) I’m an astrophysicist, not Baron Moneybags Von Richf**k so I can’t just spend $3000 on a yak to amuse the Internet.”

It seems we’ve all learned an important lesson today: Avoid the website Yaks n Thing while taking sleeping pills.

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