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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – JULY 10: Emily V. Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani attend the Premiere of 20th Century Fox’s “Stuber” at Regal Cinemas L.A. Live on July 10, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images)

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Kumail Nanjiani Gets Free 10-Year PornHub Subscription for Pakistani Daddy Photo

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – JULY 10: Emily V. Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani attend the Premiere of 20th Century Fox’s “Stuber” at Regal Cinemas L.A. Live on July 10, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images)

    Marvel’s “Eternals” star Kumail Nanjiani was given a free 10-year subscription to PornHub Premium for his super ripped topless photo that the porn site used for its “Muscular Men” category.

    Speaking to Conan O’Brien, the 41-year-old Pakistani American actor and comedian made it explicitly clear that PornHub did not pay him any money for the picture in the category, Mashable reported.

     

    Instead, PornHub gave him a free 10-year-old subscription to its premium services.

    “Free porn is good, but when you go to premium! I can develop fetishes — crazy ones — over the next 10 years, and I know I’ll be taken care of. There’s a lot,” he said.

     

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    I never thought I’d be one of those people who would post a thirsty shirtless, but I’ve worked way too hard for way too long so here we are. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I found out a year ago I was going to be in Marvel’s Eternals and decided I wanted to transform how I looked. I would not have been able to do this if I didn’t have a full year with the best trainers and nutritionists paid for by the biggest studio in the world. I’m glad I look like this, but I also understand why I never did before. It would have been impossible without these resources and time. So big thanks to @grantrobertsfit who started working with me at the beginning of the year and made me understand true physical pain for months and months. Then, once we started shooting, a massive thanks to @davidhigginslondon and his team (@ellispartridge, @thebeardypt, @tomcheesemanfitness) for training me almost every day and making me strong, limber and injury free. I can almost touch my toes now. (And thank you for forcing me to do cheat meals David.) Matthews Street Catering for their delicious and healthy meals. And finally, the biggest thanks goes to @emilyvgordon for putting up with me complaining and talking about only working out and dieting for the last year. I promise I’ll be interesting again some day. #thirstyshirtless (Photo by @markupson.) (edit: I left off one very important person: @lancecallahan who trained me for 6 years and helped me build the foundation I could use to do this. Thank you!)

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    Nanjiani was initially happy with the deal, but he suddenly realized that his parents are going to watch the Conan episode.

    “I just realized, my parents are gonna watch this and know that I have a 10-year subscription to PornHub Premium,” he said.

    His comment, however, made O’Brien reply while wriggling his eyebrows suggestively, “I guess Dad’s gonna visit now.”

    Feature Image Screenshot (left) via Team Coco, (right) @kumailn

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