Kanye West Has the Most Ridiculous Rules For Models at His NY Fashion Show

The rules for being a model at Kanye West’s fashion show event in Madison Square Garden appear to be stricter than the ones for the White House.

A picture of a reported list of rules for models was taken on Snapchat and downloaded by users. The “performance rules” include over 20 guidelines to be a successful model at West’s fashion show.

The list reads:

“PERFORMANCE RULES:

QUIET PLEASE

NO WHISPER

NO SMILE

NO DANCING

NO SING, UNLESS INSTRUCTED

NO EYE CONTACT

NO ACTING

NO FAST MOVEMENTS

NO SHARP MOVES

NATURAL MOVEMENT

SHOW PRIDE

HOLD YOUR POSITION

STAY IN CHARACTER

ALTERNATE BETWEEN ATTENTION AND EASE

NO SITTING DOWN ALL AT THE SAME TIME

DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MOVEMENTS AT THE SAME TIME

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IF YOU WANT TO MOVE, YOU CAN SHIFT YOUR WEIGHT

IF YOU ARE TIRED, SIT DOWN OR LYE DOWN

CONCENTRATE, FOCUS

DO NOT LOOK AT CAMERA

HOLD POSITIONS UNTIL THE END OF THE SHOW

DO NOT TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES OR SHOES

LOOSEN UP NO STIFFNESS

DO NOT BE CASUAL

STAND STRAIGHT

NO SEXY POSING

DO NOT ACT COOL

YOU ARE A PICTURE

BE CALM, BE STRONG, BE NETURAL

BEHAVE AS IF NO ONE WAS IN THE ROOM

DO NOT BREAK THE RULES

KNOW THAT YOUR ACTIONS REFLECT WITHIN THE GROUP

YOUR BEHAVIOR AFFECTS THE CONDUCT OF OTHERS

BE AWARE OF OTHERS AND BE PERCAUTIOS

BEFORE THE END OF THE PERFORMANCE GET UP STAND UP STRAIGHT AT AT[TENTION]

KEEP YOUR ASSIGNED POSITION ON THE FLOOR

DO NOT EVER LOOK AT THE JUMBOTRON”

Some rules seem to be pretty counterintuitive and contradictory. For example, you must “behave as if no one was in the room” and yet you must also act as though “you are a picture,” but then there is also a rule that says “no acting.”

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Being a model for Kanye West has never been more ridiculous.

h/t: Mashable
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