A writer in India shared a hilariously horrific encounter his family experienced after his brother-in-law, referred to as BIL in a lengthy Twitter thread, accidentally ordered a truckload of rice.
Shiv Ramdas shared his hilarious experience last Thursday on Twitter, but the location was not revealed in the thread, according to Indian Express.
OMG my brother in law, the gift that never stops giving, was tired of being sent to get rice every day so he decided buy in bulk, talked to the shop about it, wires got crossed, now there is a literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside the house and my sister is losing her shit lmfao
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
Ramdas’ brother-in-law was tired of being asked to buy rice every day, so he decided to order in bulk. However, it backfired when the rice was delivered in a very large truck. His wife, Ramdas’ sister, was not amused.
To clarify, this is India so when I say truck, I don’t mean SUV, IT IS A LITERAL LORRY FILLED WITH RICE
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
In an update, Ramdas said his brother-in-law tried to negotiate a deal with the lorry driver, but the man refused his offer.
Update 2: BIL wants everyone reading this to know that I’m dick for livetweeting it and this is not helping
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
Update to Drama: BIL had come in to explain that driver insists they’ll have to take the rice(and pay) but midway through thouht better of it and is now negotiating with driver again. An excellent demonstration of the flight instinct in mammals when confronted with mortal peril
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
Side update: They also apparently have to unload the rice themselves.
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
They tried to reach the warehouse owner to settle the issue, but the person wasn’t answering their calls. Negotiations between the driver and Ramdas’ brother-in-law continued until after the latter offered them cigarettes.
Key Update: Cigarettes were in fact a huge strategic blunder because BIL apparently assured sis that he’s definitely finally quit smoking on Sunday and in no way shape or form was supposed to have packs of cigs just there in pocket ready to be used as negotiating aid.
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
Even though they still couldn’t reach the owner of the warehouse, they were able to reach someone and instructed them to call a man named Manu to take care of the issue.
BIL was finally able to contact Manu after making several attempts to call him. They went back and forth with the cellphone, and the man said he would come to settle the dispute in person.
Manu is now speaking to BIL again. So far he has shown no interest in speaking to us. This is humbling.
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
Ramdas’ mother made everyone eat while waiting for Manu to arrive.
Since I know I cared about this and was wondering, Manu kinda looks disappointingly average. He’s just normal, random desi uncle in shirt pant. Sad!
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
The negotiation once again continues, this time with Manu.
Manu has opened aggressively with a you take half I take half offer. BIL has counetered by pointing out in that case Manu will need to take him too
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
“BIL is now saying he can do 10 bags but does Manu want a bottle of scotch thrown in? I deeply admire this man’s commitment to corruption,” Ramdas said in a follow-up tweet.
“The lorry driver has shared that he however, would rather like a bottle of whisky. He is also willing to accept rum. He’s accomodating like that,” he added in another.
Lorry driver is no longer speaking up when Manu wants him to chime in. Heel turn.
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
After a few more discussions, the situation was finally resolved and Ramdas’ brother-in-law and Manu agreed to 23 bags of rice, a bottle of Old Monk and one bottle of Scotch for the lorry driver.
Final terms: 23 bags, one bottle Old Monk, one bottle scotch*. Everyone is exhausted.
* Lorry driver is the best fucking negotiator of the lot
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
The lorry driver, helpers and Ramdas’ brother-in-law then proceeded to unload all the bags of rice from the lorry truck.
Manu’s work is done. He is leaving. This is not the only crisis he needs to solve tonight, no doubt. No rest for the elite specialist
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
Many people in the thread found Ramdas’ experience as a funny and memorable one. Some find his post relatable with their own stories of food blunders.
One type of chemo I get requires my nurse to sit face to face with me and slowly inject it to my port. I read the story to her while we did that, we were both cracking up. 🤣😂
We’ve got the attention of all around. This is the most fun I’ve ever had killing cancer! pic.twitter.com/jVy5IIRgUA
— Mrs. C 🌊🗽✊🏾 (@tkrbl) September 3, 2020
The best Twitter thread since that ‘who threw away my lunch from the office fridge’ mystery thread.
— *** (@tennisfan03) September 3, 2020
This thread slays me. My stepmom was a doomer; bought trash cans full of rice; when they went rancid she dumped it down the garbage disposal over several days. Of course it brought down the entire block’s sewer system & they were fined $$$ by the city.
— Julia C Carreon (@juliaccarreon) September 3, 2020
Oh my god, this thread is GOLD… 😂 Reminds me of the time my dad did the shopping online for the first time, tried to buy 6 pieces of ginger, and ended up buying 6 BAGS. Mum was not happy… pic.twitter.com/cK87IplTVW
— C. E. McGill (@C_E_McGill) September 4, 2020
In case some were wondering what the truck looks like, one Twitter user shared a picture of what is usually used in India.
Feature Image (Representation Only) via shankar s. (CC BY 2.0)
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