If your horoscopes feel a bit generic lately, worry not. We’ve found a new way of understanding your personality. But first, a quick question: do you like boba?
A Twitter thread by user @succdevon outlined their own “research” from working at a boba place, prompting lots of retweets and mentions on the post.
i work at a boba place and I’ve compiled my research
so here’s what your favorite boba drink says about you : a thread
The list seems to be ongoing, and they already outlined the significance of over 20 different boba teas.
1) Original Milk Tea
chances are you’re an abg. or one of those asian guys that has a supreme shoulder bag. either way you’re gonna end up going to uc irvine pic.twitter.com/yE0W7hcG4H
Dev began the list with Original Milk Tea, cracking jokes at “basic” Asian stereotypes, and went on from there. Here are some of the other highlight tweets in this thread:
your family/friends are important to you. you like to have a good time, so you don’t take bullshit. people call you the light of their life pic.twitter.com/GHrD3Hmr9X
you did not come to fuck around. you mean business. probably going to be someone’s boss someday. right now you are STRESSED but you keep it behind a stern exterior. people are scared of you. deep down you’re a softie but right now you got shit to do pic.twitter.com/UDomUaRpEh
Is there accuracy to Dev’s list? What boba flavors would you like to see Dev cover next? What boba tea describes NextShark? Is it weird that I’m really thirsty right now?
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