An image of which little we could have done to prepare ourselves for has rocked the foundation of the internet — Donald Trump with a man bun.
It all started when Trump bashed fellow GOP presidential candidate Marco Rubio for his “pathetic” stance on illegal immigration. Twitter user @FigDrewton replied with a Photoshopped image that can’t be unseen:
.@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/885nADHhPj
— Drew (@FigDrewton) September 30, 2015
And now for the Twitter comments:
@FigDrewton @realDonaldTrump it’s not like I planned on sleeping tonight — WEEZUSWALKS (@WEEZUSWALKS) September 30, 2015
@FigDrewton @realDonaldTrump Great, now he’ll get the coveted ‘man-bun’ vote.
— love is the drug (@eyemsimone) September 30, 2015
@FigDrewton @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/82F26mkVJq — Dan (@hockeyfandan) September 30, 2015
@FigDrewton @realDonaldTrump @BoserHoes pic.twitter.com/yLnpH5XJAS
— maRia (@mariadishappy) September 30, 2015
@FigDrewton @Cleomsf @realDonaldTrump if donald trump and steven seagal had a baby…
— Sunrise Tech Dir (@SunriseTechDir) September 30, 2015
@FigDrewton @BuzzFeed @realDonaldTrump #Gross pic.twitter.com/D8qRpGawzc
— Brittany Clutter (@BrittanyClutter) September 30, 2015
Of course, we all know Trump is physically incapable of pulling off a man bun given the delicate nature of the hair fibers that occasionally nest on the top of his head.