Chrissy Teigen recently went on a hilarious rant on Twitter expressing her disappointment over a new free-to-play social simulation mobile game from Nintendo.
The 31-year-old model/actress who is known for her funny quips gave the recently released “Animal Crossing Pocket Camp” a scathing “review” via a series of tweets.
The popular social media personality did not mince words when she described her experience in playing the game to her over 7 million Twitter followers. Interestingly, her posts and the exchanges she had with her followers about the game indicate that Teigen is an actual fan of the ‘Animal Crossing’ series.
pocket animal crossing might be okay for you AC newbies but for us tom nook loyalists it is merely a hit of the crack that is actual, real, animal crossing. It lacks the heart. The soul. It’s a sandwich with no meat. A car without tires.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 26, 2017
She criticized the mobile game for “merely a hit of the crack that is actual, real, animal crossing”. She also described the iteration poetically as a version that “lacks the heart. The soul. It’s a sandwich with no meat. A car without tires.”
These pocket animal crossing animal people things. They aren’t our friends. They’re jerks. Who makes certain couch demands before visiting someone’s house? Then shows a video montage of them sleeping on it. I hate these people
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 26, 2017
She also mocked the absurdity of some in-game mechanics, saying “Who makes certain couch demands before visiting someone’s house? Then shows a video montage of them sleeping on it. I hate these people.”
I’m actually getting angrier about this as I type it. What kind of crap is this teaching us? I need a hammock to have friends? Fruit will grow faster if I throw money at it? I’m deleting this
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 26, 2017
“I need a hammock to have friends?” she asked further. “Fruit will grow faster if I throw money at it?”
Admittedly, she said she did throw money at the game, which is probably why she was a bit frustrated.
That said, I have spent $120 dollars on leaf tickets
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 26, 2017
Her brutally honest tweet-reviews, like many of her other Twitter gems, have since been widely retweeted and shared to other social media platforms.
I…my friend…can’t have more than one rug in my campsite at once???? There is space for another large rug…for her, my friend
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 26, 2017
Feature image via Instagram/chrissyteigen
