Charli XCX’s New Thirst Trap Video Tastefully Includes Hot Asian Boys

July 26, 2017

Riz Ahmed, Joey Badass, and Panic at the Disco’s Brendon Urie seducing us on a bed of roses — those are just some of the famous boys featured in Charli XCX’s new video for her single, aptly titled “Boys”.

While Vine star Cameron Dallas swinging a chainsaw around with his shirt off is the least interesting part of this just-released video, there’s something for everyone.

For gamers and those who like Italian plumbers, Charli XCX sampled the Super Mario Bros coin sound during the chorus.

Name a male celebrity and you might see him shaking what his mama gave him in this music video, which Charli XCX directed herself, with the help of Sarah McColgan.

Singing “I was busy thinkin’ bout boys, boys, boys” may sound trivial to some people, but Charli made sure that Asian boys were represented as well.

Here’s actor Riz Ahmed hugging and talking to a stuffed pink bear because he can.

Singer/rapper Jay Park is celebrating signing with Jay Z’s Roc Nation label by lounging around shirtless on an inflatable flamingo.

And ONE OK ROCK’s Takahiro Moriu, aka Taka, can blow bubbles at our face anytime.

Last but not least, Japanese singer Shokichi is knocking back a red solo cup.

According to Just Jared, here’s the full list of boys:

Aminé
AG Cook
Barns Courtney
Brendon Urie
Buddy
Cameron Dallas
Carl Barât (The Libertines)
Charlie Puth
Chromeo
Cobra Snake
Connor Franta
Dan Smith (Bastille)
Denzel Curry
Di Casp (YouTuber)
Diplo
DRAM
Fai Khadra
Flume
Frank Carter
Fred Macpherson (Spector)
G Eazy
Jack Antonoff
Jack Guinness
Jay Park
Jay Prince
Joe Jonas
Joey Bada$$
Kaytranada
Khalid
Laurie Vincent (Slaves)
Liam Fray (The Courteeners)
Mac DeMarco
Mark Ronson
Max Hershenow (MS MR)
Mic Lowry
MNEK
Oli Sykes (Bring Me The Horizon)
ONE OK ROCK
Poet
Portugal. The Man
Prince & Jacob
Riz Ahmed & The Swet Shop Boys
Rostam Batmanglij
Sage The Gemini
Shamari Maurice
Shaun Ross
Shokichi
Stormzy
The Fat Jew
The Vamps (Tristan & James)
THEY
Theo Hutchcraft (The Hurts)
Tinie Tempah
Tom Daley
Tom Grennan
Tommy Cash
Ty Dolla $ign
Vance Joy
Ezra Koenig (Vampire Weekend)
will.i.am
Wiz Khalifa
Wstrn

Thank you for the new summer anthem, XCX! Our ovaries and non-existent ovaries are exploding.

Check out Charli XCX’s “Boys” in its entirety below:

Images via officialcharlixcx/YouTube

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