18 Hilarious Texts from Asian Parents That Every Asian Child Is Far Too Familiar With

    Asian parents have a way with words and there’s nothing better than receiving adorably hilarious texts from them throughout the day.

    Ultimately, they’re just worried about us because they want the best for us, but that message isn’t always very clear.

    Here are 18 extremely relatable texts from Asian parents that most of us have definitely received at one point or another.

    1. “Asian mom gives u a throw blanket, follows up w super calm text regarding its safe & harmless nature.”

    Image via Twitter / @CHARLENEKAYE

    2. Sometimes texting your Asian parents feels a lot like texting a drunk friend.

    Image via Twitter / @_sarinajones

    3. “Ok” is basically the only word Asian dads know how to text.

    Image via Twitter / @slaysica

    4. They WILL use food as a threat…

    Image via Twitter / @neggplant

    5. …but they also want to make sure you’ve eaten.

    Image via Twitter / @angerychild

    6. “Hay you no more using data.”

    Image via Twitter / @soniachoww

    7. Asian parents always find a way to drop not-so-subtle hints about what career path they want us to take.

    Image via Twitter / @rachely_99

    8. “Tell me why my mom thought my taser was a mod.”

    Image via Twitter / @dammitmegan

    9. You may be a grown adult but the second you buy a crop top or a pair of shorts that fall above the knees, your Asian mom will be there to put you back in your place.

    Image via Twitter / @type_oolong

    10. Grammatical or spelling accuracy isn’t always their strong suit but you’ll still understand exactly what they’re trying to say.

    Image via Twitter / @Peter_Kim65

    11. Asian mothers are literally worried about everything and they always know what to do.

    Image via Twitter / @_TheRealJoshG

    12. Curfews will haunt you until the day you die.

    Image via Twitter / @anessa_hoang

    13. You can sleep when you’re a doctor/lawyer/engineer/CEO.

    Image via Twitter / @DaRiceMan248

    14. “No boy and no prangant” — every Asian mother’s motto.

    Image via Twitter / @SandraKue

    15. Asian dad jokes are on another level.

    Image via Twitter / @EuJune_Kim

    16. Your Asian parents may not have been entirely on board when you first brought home a pet but the second you leave for college they’ll spoil them rotten with love, affection and presents — things YOU never received from them even as a child.

    Image via Twitter / @mindy_goodlet

    17. “I tried to teach my Asian mother how to use gifs and… she hasn’t quite got the hang of it yet.”

    18. At the end of the day, our Asian parents are our biggest fans and they just really want to look out for us.

    via Twitter / @tam_tu

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