Dating can be hard. You go out there and try your best, but for whatever reason, things don’t always click with that other person. And that’s if you’re lucky enough to even find that other person in the first place!
Some singles in China felt like they had exhausted all other options, and decided to try a different approach to dating — signing up for the dating game show, “If You Are The One“. Here are some of our favorite quotes from the craziest candidates:
1. Okay, scale back the kidnapping vibe just a bit…
2. SMOOTH AF
3. Yessss girl, love that self-confidence!
4. When you’re trying to flirt but you have no idea what you’re doing.
6. Daaaaaamn, she went there.
7. Nice, gotta think about the positives!
8. It is a mystery.
10. At least they’re honest with each other…?
11. Truly, a triple threat.
12. I’ve never related with anything so hard before.
13. Is this…good? Bad?
14. Gotta no fast!
15. Future wife material right there.
16. Actually this is a good principle to have tbh.
18. OKAY BUT FOR REAL THO
19. Name a more iconic place to cry. I’ll wait.
20. Tough to please? Challenge accepted.
22. When is this ever not the case?
23. Makes sense.
24. Story of my life.
25. Hahaha her reaction
26. No, I don’t like suffering…
27. This is honestly the most important question you can ask.
28. A man of standards, I see.
29. She doesn’t waste time. I like it.
30. That’s… that’s a turn off?
31. Okay but literally me.
32. I’m not a man and I’m in love with myself, shiiiit…
33. Imagine loving something this much.
34. Wow, she wasn’t kidding!
35. I mean, someone’s gotta like noodles…?
37. …I don’t even want to know.