1. So kinda like “you get what you pay for.”
2. Never give up — never surrender.
3. So Nokia phones are like the polar opposite — looks like shit but will withstand a nuclear holocaust and still be able to play caterpillar.
4. That’s pretty deep, actually.
5. Flat Earthers: 0, Filipinos: 1
6. Hidden catch, or catch of the day is hiding (behind rocks)?
7. But then it would just be a buffalo 🙁
8. That needed like two layers of translation.
9. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit.
10. Crayola people.
11. I really, REALLY want to know the backstory behind this one.
12. Now I feel all deflated.
13. Aw jeez, same.
14. Kinda depends on the person… and smile.
15. So what was that, like 2 years ago? 30? 900? Like when did tigers give up smoking, or even start for that matter?
16. Suddenly I’m super into gardening.