Lion-Killing Dentist’s Yelp Page Gets Filled With One-Star Reviews and Gay Porn

By Sebastian Dillon - Jul 28, 2015

Today is really not a good day to be Walter J. Palmer, DDS. With the revelation today that the killer … Continue reading


Rich Dentist Pays $55,000 to Decapitate and Skin Beloved Lion

By Sebastian Dillon - Jul 28, 2015

While animal lovers across the world mourn the killing of Zimbabwe’s beloved lion, Cecil, the Zimbabwe Conservation Task Force has identified the … Continue reading


Floyd Mayweather Pitches in $10,000 to Find Whoever Killed His Jeweler

By Sebastian Dillon - Jul 24, 2015

In an uncharacteristic gesture of kindness, Floyd Mayweather has put up $10,000 to find the person who killed his jeweler, … Continue reading


These Cities Have the Highest STD Rates in America

By Sebastian Dillon - Jul 23, 2015

Most everyone loves sex, but nearly no one loves STDs. The moral: wrap it up. The landlords over at … Continue reading


‘Have Any of You Guys Heard from Kobe?’ Three New Lakers Give the Most Awkward Response

By Sebastian Dillon - Jul 22, 2015

A dead giveaway for how good a particular leader may be is to gauge the reactions of their peers when … Continue reading


Instagram Shuts Down a User’s Account to Give it to a Famous Soccer Player

By Sebastian Dillon - Jul 20, 2015

Instagram issued an apology this weekend after closing the account of a Spanish man so that a famous soccer player … Continue reading


Girl Spends Entire $90,000 College Fund on Clothes and Vacation, Blames Her Parents

By Sebastian Dillon - Jul 17, 2015

A 22-year-old girl claims she spent $90,000 meant for her senior year of college tuition on clothes and a vacation … Continue reading


How ‘The Fat Jew’ Used Instagram to Land a Modelling Gig

By Sebastian Dillon - Jul 16, 2015

It may be unsurprising to hear that all it takes to land a modelling gig these days is a pretty … Continue reading


World Champion Formula One Driver Banned From Wimbledon For Not Dressing Fancy Enough

By Sebastian Dillon - Jul 13, 2015

If you never thought dressing for an occasion was crucial, think again. Lewis Hamilton, the world champion Formula One racing … Continue reading


Someone Posted an Ad Offering $100 an Hour to Annoy a Doorman

By Sebastian Dillon - Jul 10, 2015

If you are looking to make some good money by singing off-tune to annoy one particular doorman in New York … Continue reading