New “Fitbit” For Your Penis Tracks How Well You Have Sex


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It’s called the SexFit, and a guy wears it on his penis to track how well he is having sex.

As with every tracking device these days, it’s Wifi enabled, links to your smart phone, it tracks how many calories you burn, average rhythm and thrusts per minute. Oh yeah, and it tracks you in real time on the iPhone app and tells you whether to slow down or speed up your thrusting.

“When the centre light is lit, the user is hitting peak performance and matching the rhythm set by the training programme. Too many lights and the user will need to slow down, and not enough lights will advise them to pick up the pace.

A “+/-“speed button on either side of the gadget can also be used to adjust the speed of the training session ‘on the go.”

The SexFit won’t be available until Spring of 2015, when conversation during sex will include “What are you doing??” and “Hold on, I gotto put my Sexfit on,” but the whole checking your phone during sex thing will probably remain the same. Even worse, according to their website:

“Much like other similar fitness tracker innovations, the SexFit allows the most dedicated users to share and compare their favourite sessions and impressive individual milestones with their peers on social media.”

Because this is exactly what we want to see on our Facebook feeds.

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H/T: Elite Daily

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